Why Can’t I Watch Maou on KeyHoleTV?

Because this is the new icon.

KeyHoleTV changes too much often. I can’t tell you the rest of the other channels because I don’t follow other TV shows. Lost track of Arashi no Shukudaikun as well.

Fic-a-Maou #1: Jun’s Maou Message to Riida

DISCLAIMER: This message did not happen at all. Don’t ask me for sources.

"Anone Riida, omedetou on your new drama Maou! I heard the fans love it. Well, I watched the first episode, you know I wouldn’t miss it. I’d cancel all my dates to Makino and Ooshima every Friday just to watch Maou. Anone, it’s so hazukashii to say this but, ano,… I’m your number one fanboy now. I especially love the *blush* your shower scene, so kakkoii ne? I suddenly remember my AnAn pictures, you could just be behind me in the magazine ranking, ii desu ne? We’re really close! Just a few points below my score, it would sell copies… but not more than my number of copies… of course, *giggles* *serious look* uhmm, yeah.

Oh, just days ago, it is said in Utaban that you subscribe to a magazine? Ii desu ne? Maybe you could make Arashi appear on the cover of your favorite magazine, ne? *gets a note from the staff* Huh?!? F-fishing magazine? Ano, Arashi members changed their mind, we’re too busy with 24 Hour TV, let’s cancel the pictorial, ne? Anyway, Nino gets seasick, easily, it’s not good for Arashi.

Riida, we know you can make it through, hontou wo ni, yume wa itsumo, soba ni aru… *Jun continue to sing until camera-san poked him in his forehead*. Ah, Riida, I told Ikuta Toma-kun to take care of you (and distract you away from Nino) and I know, he’ll support, we’ll support your drama.

Ah, have you talked to Producer-san about my guesting in your drama? You remember how Arashi member guests in each other’s dramas right? I remember your guest appearance in my drama… *thinks* you were in Gokusen, rri… *thinks again*.. or Bambino? no… *boxed his head repetitively*.. ah, your were in Hana Yori before right? No… that was Toma-kun… Riida, gambare!" *Dash away*