DISCLAIMER: This message did not happen at all. Don’t ask me for sources.
Last night, I was at home with my family and all of them are in the TV room waiting to watch something when a small man in black suit appear at the screen with a kowaii stare, I told my family, what crap are you watching? You know I hate scary movies! They all ignore me, I can’t believe it! I was touching the TV remote to change channels but then my mom threw a vase at me and yell, "Don’t you dare, delete Ohno-kun’s face at the TV!!!!!". I said, "Ehhhhh?" Honto? "Riida? This is Riida’s all-new and exciting dorama?" I don’t know what I’m more afraid of — Riida’s Maou stare or my mom’s scary temper when watching doramas.
Suge! Suge! That’s all I can say when I had the chance to watch yo drama, Riida! Riida is sugoi ne? What happened to the kawaii Riida? It’s all gone with this dorama! When I see that stare, I melt. He’s too kowai for me. Coz I’m a sunny person, you know.
So, that’s why you asked me about tips on remembering long script lines, ne? You are preparing for this dorama! Suge! Well, I think I helped you a lot, I’m such a tensai to remembering things. Like our dance steps. Anyway, there’s a scene there last night about a girl holding a teddy bear. Uwaaahhh, suddenly I remember the stuff toy I used to have back then to sleep. Such a pitiful little girl.
Well, about the role for me, I’m not choosy like MatsuJun, you can give me any role. Something like an ultra rich guy, that doesn’t die in the story, of course, that would suit me! I’m not happy of the commoner idol, you know!
Goodluck Riida, gambare! About the dance rehearsal you’re missing because you’re taping for Maou, I’ll help you, I’ll teach them to you, after my manager teach them to me. Dohh worry, everything’s under control!
Raise your Hands!