(Yes, I know I’m an idiot for doing this a series)
DISCLAIMER: This message did not happen at all. Don’t ask me for sources.
Saa, Satoshi-kun, tomorrow night we can watch again another exciting episode of your drama Maou! I have this feeling that I, will be your strongest enemy just because of your evilness. Yes, you know I’m the famous Yatterman. And Yatterman hates bad manipulating people. You’re lucky you’re cute, though.
Anyway, I enjoy shooting for my appearance on Maou. Being the newscaster who interview the famous Angelic Lawyer, that was a cool scene! Too bad it gets too much edited that it finally was erased on the final cut. "Just two questions please?" "Ah, no, Clinto-san is waiting for me" "Ah, just…" "Talk to my lawyer first, ok?" "Aren’t you’re the…" "Talk to my manager first, ok… wait, you’re the guy from News Zero?" "Ah, yes, I’m also the rapper from Aras.." "Sorry, TBS… TBS reporters only, ok?" If that scene about us and a multitude of reporters wasn’t cut out of the pilot, I’m sure ratings will go to a 101% percent!
Satoshi-kun, I’m happy for your success, I’m so proud of our Riidaa! The only thing I noticed is your cheeks, I got bigger cheeks than you now! You’re not very *squishy* *squishy* anymore these past weeks. (Some fangirls just want to say that) Ah! I know, why won’t I cook for you? Let’s have a food party episode again, ok? Like the thing Aiba-chan made for my graduation party years ago! But this time, we will catch all the foods that will be served, isn’t that fun? You can catch fishes, and camera crew will follow you! Then Aiba will get mushrooms and seaweeds and Nino will get moles and Jun will get expired foods or foods that we left for more than a week. I will cook. It’ll be fun! Tanoshii! We will do everything to feed you back to health, cheeks-good, cheekbones-not good, because you know, we love our Riida!
That idea of Sho interviewing Ohno is from Pat, I just stole it from her… then I twisted it really bad. Sorry if you don’t like what you just read. But if you do, here’s Jun and Aiba’s parts. Nino’s next.
FYI, u r NOT an idiot for doing this. Its so funny and entertaining!~! i can’t wait to read Nino’s msg
i liked Jun msg the most, especially the last part where he was trying to figure out which of his drama did riida guest starred in. LOL. you make him sound so kawai!
thanks jesssern! thanks for the comment and assuring me that someone reads this, hehe! just that maybe some people don’t like the way Arashi was represented in these fics. I only love humor but I love the boys 1000x times more. thanks again!
and yeah, somehow, i don’t really remember a juntoshi in any of Jun’s drama (except for Arashi in HanadanF special). maybe Riida’s busy fishing, or making his figurines when it was his schedule
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Hahaha.. Riida ignored Sho too? Aww, poor Sho! =P
waaa, sorry Pat for destroying your ideal scene for Sho’s guesting on Maou!
but wait, “ignored Sho too”? who else ignored Sho? WHO ELSE?!?