Disclaimer: This didn’t happen at all. This is all effect of too much Coca-cola in my brain. OK?
Riida is walking. But somehow he felt like a bald man is following him. Why? Coz he can see camera flashes at his back. At first he thought, it might be just some paparazzi stalking him coz he’s Arashi, you know, but through its shadow he figured that he’s a bald man in his 50s. He knows this guy. He pretend he doesn’t know and stopped. He dialed a number on his phone and talked to someone.
"How are you, Kumada’s son AKA Nino?" – Naruse "wayayaywayaya.." – Kumada’s son. "Yes, you know I want to meet you too, but you know, I’m just too busy and all…" – Naruse. "wayayawayayaya… @%!~" obviously, the person on the other line is turning impatient of Naruse. "Oh, come on, it’s not like we’re unlike this whenever you had your dramas before. Ok, I will meet you tonight, ok?" — Naruse. Then he whispered, "Anou, ready the handcuffs…"
"Awww! Such awwwy kids! You think I can’t hear you ha?" — baldy old man. "I will surely follow you." Baldy man types something in his PDA, Ohmiya SK Caught in Action! Photos Inside… "This is going to sell big!" Baldy man returns his look at Naruse and found that he’s gone. "I’ll catch you later!"
Later…
Baldy reporter found himself inside a warehouse, running away from people obviously wants him dead. As he ran, a piano fell out of nowhere from the roof and almost kill him. But he didn’t die — yet. He (what is "nangisay" in English?) cringed a lot. Then a shadow came to him and approach him. Baldy man reached on his pocket and said, "o..only $100,000 each pictures, very cheap, buy this…". The man took the digital cam and saw WAHHH@! IT’S THE OHMIYA KISS! Baldy man recognized Naruse, but could not speak anymore coz he died.
Naruse smiled. "Now, I just need to know how to delete files from this, nande kore?" He phoned Sho to ask how to. Sho, being an all-knowing, graduate of Keio, just need the brand and model and can tell you step-by-step how to delete files on digicams, how to clean PC off virus, how to pass the bar exam while reading WinkUp.
Naruse was happy. There’s no evidence of the Ohmiya Kiss anymore!
Little did he know someone uploaded the files on Megaupload (mirrors: MF/SS) before he got the damned cam. If only he knows how to search the Internet. Like Yuuka.
(Oh, btw, the handcuffs is for catching baldy man)
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