This will be quick.
I am a strong believer of the ARASHI Principle (written in Sho Sakurai Bible of Economics, page 231, paragraph 3) that
"For fangirling to be effective, there should be at least 2 people in every home that believes in Arashi Rabu".
I chose to follow that. And since my sister just got her precious Prisma Color Pencil (she won the bidding on the ’who can money-down-first contest’, yey!) with my help, she has no choice but to follow my 2 conditions: 1) She should watch Yamada Taro Monogatari (and hope Sho could convert her) and 2) look at my Arashi magazines.
And the horror begun.
My sister flipping my precious Duet Aug 2008 (resold to me secondhand) using her bare hands! Bare sweaty hands! (I assume sweat is from the hotness of Arashi on cover but I MIGHT be wrong, you know!) And she flips it like she’s frustratingly flipping the Classified Ads. OHMYGOD! (Seller, forgive my sister, she doesn’t know what she’s doing.) DAMNIT! DAMNIT! IT’S NOT CHEAP! DON’T KILL MY PRECIOUS BOYS! You’re hurting my Sho’s face, damnit! WHERE IS THE FLAT IRON?!? Then she stopped flipping for a second and asked me, "Why is Tegoshi’s face extra whiter than before? Does he take Glutathione?", "Huh? Arashi! You have to look at ARASHI FACES!". "What happened to Tegoshi? Don’t you have any Kim Jung Hoon here?". Japan. This is a Japanese magazine. It says ’yen’ in the price tag, how can KJH be here? Unless he’s active in Japan again.
So I instead showed her my Otakaras. Sho Otakara. ARASHI ONLY, sister! For now, ARASHI ONLY! Tegomassu and NewS later. OK? I opened and flailed at Aiba’s book. "Kyaaa~~!! MAGAD!! What a beautiful little boy my Masaki is!". I was careful at opening and looking at each pages. THEN MY HORROR AT SEEING HOW SHE OPEN MY PRECIOUS SAKURAI SHO OTAKARA WIDE OPEN. WIDE OPEN. ALMOST 180 DEGREE!
I WANNA WRESTLE MY SISTER AT THIS POINT!!!
I WANNA PULL HER HAIR!!! TAKE HER EYES OUT, THROW HER THE SOFA!!!
I WANNA DROWN HER PRISMA COLOR PENCIL IN THE TOILET BOWL!!!
WHERE IS THE FLAT IRON!?!
I don’t know about the plan, Mr. Sho Sakurai about 2 fangirls in every home. My sister is a hard case to crack. Ok, maybe I’ll try again my next batch of books arrive. BUT, BUT IF SHE DARE DON’T HANDLE YOU WITH CARE, THE PRISMA COLOR HAS NO FUTURE BUT TO DIE IN THE TOILET!
It’s A Satoshi Day Aftermath story.
(image cred: Arashi Love Song)
Raise your Hands!